Red thong with the text “50 years of fucking, but only 50.” A clear nod to age and pace. Classic thong style with minimal fabric. Intended as a joke—not subtle.
Straight to the point This red thong leaves little to the imagination. On the front it says “50 years of fucking,” with a large number 50 underneath. The joke is immediately clear. It mentions age, but puts the pace into perspective. Anyone who sees it doesn’t need an explanation.
Classic Thong It’s a standard thong with minimal fabric and an elastic waistband. It fits snugly, feels lightweight, and stays in place. No padding, no extra layers, and no comfort claims. This is a simple style with one purpose: to be worn.
Made as a joke item This thong is meant for birthdays, 40th birthday parties, bachelor parties, or those "bad gift" moments. Not meant to be taken seriously, but it says it all. Fun to give, even more fun to see someone wearing it. Expect some reactions.
Simple design One color, one text, and one icon on the front. The back is blank. No extra details or hidden meanings. Everything is right there in front of you.
No filter, no subtlety This isn’t subtle humor, nor is it a fashion statement. Wearing this means choosing to stand out. Or to make people laugh. Or both.
Netherlands: Order by 5:00 PM → delivered tomorrow Belgium: 1–2 business days PostNL or DHL with tracking
Anonymous shipping
Discreet/anonymous packaging: there is nothing on the packaging that refers to Pep Schep Anonymous sender: the sender listed is I.Q.O.N.S. Anonymous payment: your bank statement will show: I.Q.O.N.S. In-house shipping: shipped directly from our office in Purmerend (we handle all shipping ourselves)
Not satisfied? No problem. You can easily return your order within 14 days. We’ll quickly refund your purchase price. It’s nice and easy—just the way we like it, too.
All of our thongs are designed by our team of seven designers who work exclusively for PEPSCHEP. We don’t buy anything off the shelf or any other Chinese junk. We design and print all of our thongs ourselves, and we’re pretty proud of that.
Warranty
All strings come witha 12-month warranty—we like that when we buy something, so we offer it ourselves too 🙂
Review score 4.8/5
Review platforms rate us: Excellent.
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Femke
Great clothes. I’ve never seen customer service as good as this anywhere else. The fabric of the clothes is perfect.
Roel
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Robert
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Riley
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Ilse
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