Roast Beef in the Action String, Black
Roast beef that won't sit still. This thong is a juicy nod to anyone who loves dry humor. Deliciously corny, a touch absurd—and that's exactly why it's so great.
Comfort You Can Count On
The soft, stretchy fabric conforms easily to your body and stays comfortable all day long. One size that fits most body types effortlessly.
Easy to Wash
Washing it at high temperatures is no problem. The print stays crisp and the black remains rich and deep. Even if you wear it often, it retains its shape and flexibility perfectly.
For Fans of Truly Lame Humor
Hilarious to wear yourself, and just as fun to give as a gift. This thong is guaranteed to bring a smile, a giggle, or a chuckle of delight.
In a nutshell: snappy, simple, and right on the mark. Exactly what you want from a joke in a one-liner.
