50,000+ satisfied customers€9.95
Netherlands: Order by 5:00 PM → delivered tomorrow
Belgium: 1–2 business days
PostNL or DHL with tracking
Discreet/anonymous packaging: there is nothing on the packaging that refers to Pep Schep
Anonymous sender: the sender listed is I.Q.O.N.S.
Anonymous payment: your bank statement will show: I.Q.O.N.S.
In-house shipping: shipped directly from our office in Purmerend (we handle all shipping ourselves)
Sample order:
Not satisfied? No problem. You can easily return your order within 14 days. We’ll quickly refund your purchase price. It’s nice and easy—just the way we like it, too.
Looking for a funny gift for a party, birthday, or just for fun? These condoms come in a pack with a cheeky design. Simple, straightforward, and just fun to give. Whether you actually use them or just give them as a gift, they’re always a hit.
It’s not just a joke. The condoms themselves are actually really good. Reliable, neatly packaged, and ready to use. So you don’t have to choose between fun and safety.
It's all about the packaging. Think dry humor, corny jokes, or something just a little offbeat. Perfect for surprising someone. It's a small gift, but it really stands out.
This is the kind of thing you can easily bring to a party. Or you can throw one in with another gift. It also works great as an inside joke with friends. And yes, of course you can just keep them for yourself.
Perfect for dorm parties, theme parties, or just a night when things get a little wild. No complicated story—just a little something to make people laugh.
No big budget needed. No tough decisions. Just grab a bag, hand it out, and you're done. Chances are it'll get a laugh, and that's what it was all about.
Review platforms rate us: Excellent.
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